Bear's Etcetera Etcetera

*Text (PDF) File*	*Audio (mp3) File*
The Physical	The Physical
Memories	Memories
What Heaven's Like	What Heaven's Like
Outliving Your Warranty	No Audio File see PDF
Makes Sense to Me	No Audio File see PDF
Norwegian Volunteer Fire Brigade	Norwegian Volunteer Fire Brigade
Farmer Intervention	Farmer Intervention
Washing Dishes with Cold Water	Washing Dishes with Cold Water
Neologism	No Audio File see PDF
Vet's Fees	Vet's Fees
The Light Turned Yellow	The Light Turned Yellow
Three Women in a Sauna	Three Women in a Sauna
Old Timers Bar	Old Timers Bar
Socrates	Socrates
The First Date	The First Date
Medical Terminology for the Layperson	No Audio File see PDF
All Fixed	No Audio File see PDF
Lipstick on the Mirrors	Lipstick on the Mirrors
The Smartest Dog	The Smartest Dog
Listen to your Dad	Listen to your Dad
Lawyer and a Cop	Lawyer and a Cop
Smart Ass Answers	Smart Ass Answers
The Pickle Slicer	The Pickle Slicer
One Hundred Dollars	One Hundred Dollars
Gender Parity	Gender Parity
Understanding Engineers Part 1	Understanding Engineers Part 1
Understanding Engineers Part 2	Understanding Engineers Part 2
Truth of the Matter	Truth of the Matter
Reflections	Reflections
New Rules for Old Folks	New Rules for Old Folks
When God Sends You Help, You Don't Ask Questions	When God Sends You Help, You Don't Ask Questions
Traffic Camera	Traffic Camera
To be Eight Again	To be Eight Again
Cowboy Logic	Cowboy Logic
A Little Old Lady	A Little Old Lady
Do Not Talk to My Parrot	Do Not Talk to My Parrot
A Parrot with an Attitude	A Parrot with an Attitude
Bagpiper	Bagpiper
Christmas Fact	Christmas Fact
Ah, Sweet Love	Ah, Sweet Love
Tree Hugger	Tree Hugger
A Nice Tradition	A Nice Tradition

Disclaimer - most of the items I'm posting have been sent to me without referencing the original author. I cannot take credit for the basic content, but in most cases I've done some editing and sometimes I add a preamble.
Please note: this is a non-commercial site intended solely for the enjoyment of friends, family and anyone else interested in a chuckle. Site created and maintained by Bear. All PDF and audio files have been tested to work on Edge, Internet Explorer, Chrome, Firefox, Safari and iOS Safari (iPhone and iPad).

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This is a new use for my previously retired web site. I had been thinking about doing something like this for some time but have been too busy doing other things such as traveling, boating (pre-Covid) and lately during Covid, supporting my wife in her musical endeavors at DJ's Music Studio.
	Sometimes I just have to say things out loud.
Over the years I've received and saved jokes and stories and I thought, “Why not share them with you?” Feel free to pass them on to family and friends. In most cases, I've set them up in both text (PDF) and audio file (mp3) formats.